The Smackdown Re-bound!
show run-through:
Another edition of Smackdown Rebound is on us.
(Opening Video) (I'm diggin the new music .. really)
* Clips from the Big Slow-Taker match No Mercy on Sunday (I did not dig the music accompaniment)
Lights, Camera, Action! Chavo and Vickie are in the ring. Vickie goes through his standard "Excuse me" shit .. She is not in the mood for this evening fans (as if they were in the mood for me .. its ridiculous) It is in a neck brace and a wheelchair (Was not this card already played?). She spoke of suffering a stroke two weeks ago in the hands of the customer (was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! It Youtube!). Vickie Taker says "Got His" at No Mercy he was dominated and humiliated by the Big Show. She said he would be rewarded for taking the Taker with a match for the WWE title .. wait for it .. TONIGHT! Oh Boy:) Cue The Big Dum Dum himself, walking with a smile .. waving .. yeah, Happy Guy.
View said he told everyone what was going to happen, but we do not believe in him (Well, I did!). He said Taker would never be the same, then showed KO Show (For all you idiots, which means KnockOut) Taker on Sunday. Show put on his powerful right hand (too bad he did not use Floyd Mayweather cons oooooh), then turned his attention to HHH. Show discussions about interference from the brain of HHH or something (it was probably daydreaming the scrambled eggs he had earlier in the morning). As Show raised his arms in victory presumed, "Here Comes Trouble" Vlad Kozlov came out to interrupt.
Kozlov has challenged the winner of tonights main event. Show says he will give him two reasons to reconsider: A …. It is a giant, and two, it is American. What does this have to do with anything? Discrimination eh? The two look at each other as we will trade (Well I was getting dizzy)
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Match # 1: Brie Bella Natalya vrs # 1
Victoria (Who made referring retirement this week for those of you who do not know) came out with Natalya here. Brie got a take-down immediately, and referee Charles Robinson (The little blond guy who was on 24 WMania sprint …. I'll never forget it) had to separate them. Springboard body cons-Brie. Natalya bridge on one axis, but Brie obtained a back-slide to one. Spinning clothesline by Natalya that almost Brie of his boots. Brie went under the ring, and Victoria took hold of his heels, resulting in a half-Victoria seep under the ring. When she came out, Hornswoggle (For God's sake …) take a look from below, then drove back to Victoria (Victoria Why go Hornswoggle? She crushed like a bug!). On the other hand, Brie Bella # 2 peeked from underneath and smiled at Natalya. Less than 2 seconds later, Brie emerged from the other side of the ring. Natalya looks about as dumb as Hick confused right now and came across courtesy of a crucifix roll-up.
Winner Via Pinfall: Brie Bella # 1 or # 2 (Not sure which the cover here!)
* Raw video of the John Cena-Batista match where Cena "allegedly" suffered his injury .. you all know how he injured right .. the real reason? I'll tell you right at the end of the article .. just be patient;)
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* Funaki was backstage (Yeah thats right .. Funaki), the exercise of his interviewing skills (SMACKDOWN NO.1 HOST RETURNS! .. ah, the glory days) when R-Truth came to him. Truth gave him a microphone, saying that he may need to do interviews. Funaki also tried to rap like Truth (it was creepy). Truth wanted to learn about Funaki (Em .. why?) Funaki said his name is Fu and his last name is Naki .. whats her name then? You guessed it .. KUNG! KUNG FU NAKI! The truth then started a song in the rhythm of Kung Fu Fighting and it Then I decided to take a bathroom break (Would not you do the same thing?)
* HHH was in his locker room, voting for the special referee at Cyber Sunday (It obviously can be a winner there .. Jeff Hardy came in and said it was unfair HHH had to defend his title five days after their match against the Big Show. Hardy said he doubted HHH would win, but said he would challenge the winner. I really do not like this love HHH and Hardy … someone grab a chair and crazy start swingin!
Match # 2: (working title) Shelton R-Truth vrs
R-Truth came out of his game through the crowd (which starts to annoy me already). The interrupted his singing with a commercial break. I wish they would do it more often!
Shelton Benjamin cut a promo on the court "Tron" on the economic crisis and said something to the gold standard. His shit promo Typical.
Shelton was very aggressive at the bell, with the referee having to physically control at times. He threw the truth of the ring, and when he came in, the truth Shelton took over the carpet. Shelton slid to avoid going into the ropes, then exploded with a clothesline. Shelton got the truth in a chin-lock, but Truth suplexed out of it. Corkscrew forearm by Truth but Shelton came back with a back-breaker. Truth used a unique roll-up to pin Shelton out of nowhere. Nice finish.
Winner by Pinfall: R-Truth
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* JR and Tazz plug Smackdown ratings success last week. They do not lie, the evaluations Smackdown bin doing very well recently.
* They plugged the voting for the IC Title match at Cyber Sunday (I'm on the wagon Val Venis band until I die!)
Match # 3: Jeff Hardy vrs MVP
Hurricane (oops I mean Greg, sorry Gregory) Helms was an insert in input MVP. Why, I do not know.
MVP got a couple tries pins Hardy went up, but MVP took a break on the outside. Hardy was to attack, but he turned around after the show MVP back break. MVP has a near fall, and argued with the referee this subject. After resting for a few wedges, whipped Hardy MVP in the loop, but Hardy climbed to the top and hit Whisper in the Wind. Both men were down. Hardy with a dropkick, then a corner dropkick, a move that was countered earlier in the game. It took upwards and press Swanton for the pin. TV Fine match. MVP just is apparently no more. Hardy gives a win back after HHH beat (and beat well) at No Mercy …
* After the game, Vlad Kozlov walked to the ring with a purpose (as he did) that Hardy was celebrated. Kozlov put his fists for a fight, but Hardy hits kicked in the gut. It was not sold by Kozlov, Hardy has to middle rope. Kozlov him a whim in the air! Grrrrrrr TIGER!
Winner by Pinfall: Jeff Hardy
* We have a new superstar Thumbnail next … place in a carnival, a character called KIZARNY .. they are just worse and worse I tell you … Match # 4: Settlers / Jesse / Festus Ex-Edgeheads/Kenny vrs + Ryan: "Who are ya 'BraddockMaria was released to the advertiser Special guest ring for the next game (Eye Candy … nothing more). (Other) insert Helms noted that the heel four strikes fear in anyone. Hawkins and Ryder worked over Carlito. Finally, the four heels got to get some offense on him. Festus scored in offense and received her habit in all cons. Braddock broke his ankle by Festus, Carlito took him then. Jesse and Carlito dove on Ryder & Hawkins on the outside, so Dykstra Festus finished in the ring … what he happened to Kenny? Once he had potential … now it's just a nothing.
Winners by Pinfall: The Settlers / Jesse + Festus * Another Cena Surgery video overlay. Get Well Soon John my boy (NOT) Match # 5:. The (not so) Great Khali 3 vrs NobodiesKhali and his translator, Singh was in the ring and they played Johnny Knoxville interview video with Khali (If you have not seen Johnny Youtube … it touches on some "sensitive" subjects!). Singh then Khali Kiss Cam spotted on Raw to see Khali could be a fun guy. Knoxville plugged compete with Khali on Raw Monday night. Something like it's been done before, if you can remember, Steve-O and Bam took a beatdown out Umaga!
* The Jobbers all ran to Khali, but was (obviously) stopped in their tracks when he raised his arms! All but one left the ring, leaving the left to get a chop on the head (KHALI CHOP!) and one foot in the chest to get pinned.
Another Khali Kiss Cam broadcast. Singh chose a place … "large" lady of the crowd to enter and kiss Khali. Jennifer Swanson, of course, Spokane Washington. Singh asked what she weighed (damn! This fan should be planted), but has not answered (Women usually do not answer that question … women eh?). She seemed mesmerized by Khali, but Khali was not as into it as Singh hoped. Khali kept shaking his head without Singh continued to try to convince him to do. She finally took her hand and he kissed her. He raised his arms in victory. But what was that? He almost swallowed his head (or is it almost swallow his …? Hmmm)
Winner Via Pinfall: The Khali (not so) Great
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* Next week on Smackdown, Kozlov should be face Jeff Hardy … Oh Boy:)
* Kozlov cut a promo backstage and said (Blakgjdibjteg0wt43j) and also that "break" Hardy next week …. How about taking a break and learn to speak English?
The Main Event: WWE title: HHH vrs Slow Big Show …
Show used its mass and strength to keep HHH down, including a whim while HHH is on the apron (Making a "spouting water" classic routine … what I'm talkin bout that … how the hell can spit something like water considered classic?). HHH was able to return, should be welcomed with a sidewalk slam! HHH got the boots on another charge, then jumped on his back and applied a sleeper Entertainment. HHH has a lot of offense, but could not not to show her feet. Show blocked a Pedigree, Triple H picked up and just landed on him (yeah, very technical stuff here). Show missed a right hand, but HHH got into a chokeslam. Show could not be taken if, as he was about to take place HHH, the lights went out and ring the bell (DONG!). When they came back on, Taker stared in the show ring! He began to beat her down, but Show got out of the ring and headed for the ramp. The lights went out again and when they came on, Taker was behind him (Tenant must do much running during those dark times lol!) And beat him some more, while hitting and hitting him as they fought to the back.
Vlad Kozlov then ran on (no courses in English, then pause) and did some damage to HHH. After a headbutt to put HHH, Jeff Hardy ran out. Kozlov put down until HHH and Hardy decided to work together (This love is killing me in), then threw Kozlov out of the ring. The faces looked the heel down, then out of nowhere, Hardy hit the Twist of Fate on HHH! (Now that's what real opponents to each other!) Both have a game next week, Hardy and Kozlov, stared each other as the show ended.
OVERALL ANALYSIS
Quite a show ok … The thing they do with Khali, Jesse, Festus is so ridiculous. I do not get not my hopes on this new type is (I forgot her name already). R-Truth and Shelton keep their ongoing feud, which I like. Kozlov is to obtain a nice push at the moment but I see nothing come of it is just a pawn here that the focus has been and remains at the corner of Hardy-HHH. About Show-Taker …. been there done that ….. .. did not buy the T-shirt because it was not very fashionable. This show needs something to spark to life …. or someone …. Where are you?
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